Top Five Spam Opportunities of the Past Week

I could…

5) Claim my unclaimed money.

4) Get the best deal on the best quality “chemicals” from someone named Sam.

3) Take advantage of discounted Lasik.

2) Own my invention via OwnMyInvention.com.

1) Check out thousands of pictures and videos of beautiful Asian singles.

I’m a lucky gal. Why do I even have a spam box, anyway?

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