Spaz and the Spider

A Recital Piece – at this time, please picture me in a lacy white cotillion gown, combat boots, and afro.

*Ahem*

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider who sat down beside her
And she spazzed out in traffic trying to kill that mother fucker
Because she was driving
And he was IN HER CAR!
AaaaaaaaahEEEEEEEaaaaahhh!!!

*Ahem*

The end. Thank you.

{Curtesy} At this time, please throw flowers.

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